` Long Entries = B.E.D.

` JTLYK: You may have noticed the random sexy red font color splotched all over this entry. And yes, the color red actually serves a purpose in this post. If you actually read this whole freakin long thing you'll find out. But I didn't want you to start reading and wonder why every few things were in red. Hehe! Okay thanks. You may continue.


` I just realized that all of my blog posts have been really really long. I mean, I put my font to like the smallest size and it's still long. Now, there's nothing wrong with long posts, especially to me.. but I feel like one day when I'm reading all my long entries I'm going to suffer from B.E.D. (Blurry Eye Disease). If you don't know what that is.. basically it's pretty darn bad for your eyes. You catch it when you concentrate your eyes on the computer screen for a really long time. Like when you're eye balls are fixed on reading blog spot entries that are really long and stuff...

Okay so you all know I made that up. Get it? A joke? Like hehe haha? Yeah, I need to stop with these lame make believe crap jokes before something serious happens and no one believe me. (Well it's not like anyone would ever believe stupid things I make up.. well except Patrick, he's a real dumdum. HAHA!) But since I'm Dolly, I can make anything up due to my E.C.C.W.D. (Why do I always make things up?) I'm so weird. *Sigh*. Whatever. My point is, my entries are really getting longer by each post and my eyes kinda start hurting after trying to read my old ones. I dunno if it's just me but it happens. I just have bad eyes. And there's no way I can cut my writing short cause it's not possible for me. Earlier I simply, (yes SIMPLY!), planned to just write "I THINK my entries are getting too long so I'm going to make them smaller." Instead I decided to make up a retarded disease called B.E.D and turn it into some long freaking thing. I don't even know why I type certain things most of the time. I think each of my fingers have tiny little brains in them. Like they don't need me to think about what to type cause they got it. Aha.. wait what? I'm so stupid. c: (yet I add the cute little smiley).

Not only that, but when I read over my finished posts I reread it for any grammar corrections but every time I read it I want to add something a little extra. Like this paragraph section or whatever you call it! THIS IS AN EXTRA EDITED SECTION THAT I ADDED JUST NOW AFTER REVISING MY STUPID ENTRY! And just to show that I'm not lying, everything you see in red was never there before. They were all added in after I re read the original post. Now you can see how big my entries would be without extra sentences! (Still pretty big) Oh your poor eyes! *FAIL!*

Basically I'm going to stop with my weird writing habit (well try to) and update again. I never update often and it gets annoying having to type out what happened in the days I forgot or didn't feel like posting. Since I don't have my diary anymore I have to depend on blogspot to keep my memory in case I forget! And I know I don't have to type everything I did in a week but I feel bad not including little parts of my life.

Oh my gawd.. I can tell this post is going to be another long one. I mean look, I didn't even start updating and I wrote a bunch (EEEEEEK X.X!!) and plus, I already have a list of things in my head to write about. But hey! AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING! Rather than having a list of nothing, I have a list of everything. Like Patrick Star on Spongebob (Not my Fathead Patrick, the fake cartoon Patrick). If Patrick had a blogspot it would look something like this (except the To Do List would say 'What Did I do List" :


Ohhhhhh I see what my problem is! My fingers decide to type every thought I have in my head. Oh no. That's not good. It's unnecessary. I mean I didn't even have to write the sentence I wrote before this. Or this. Or that one. AHH!

Okay. I'm done. Let's do this forreal forreal. I'm going to make a new post of updates so this blog spot doesn't stretch all the way down so much that the scroll button on the side of the page becomes so tiny that your mouse can't even click on it.

I bet your eyes are all squinty small now. I bet you already caught B.E.D. didn't you? Try looking around the room right now. Blurry eyes? Haha. Just kidding...

Fine. I'll try to control my independent thinkers, each and every ten of them (meaning my brain included fingers)!! I'm starting this thing over! >:c BYE!



ELOHEL I think this is the longest entry yet.

All for smiles,
Little Dolly
& The Fingers.