` Babysitting

` Now let's just say I happen to have 3 kids with my Honey. Not my Hunnie, but my Honey. Okay, yeah that's kind of gross but whatever. So I came to Miss Cow's house yesterday to have a grand ole magical darney time. Turns out it wasn't just the two of us. The little rascals from two days ago were still there. Realizing that Miss Cow's sister was leaving as soon as we entered the house only brought me to a horrible conclusion: we were stuck in the house to watch little annoying kids. In other words, we were the babysitters. Ew. Guh-ross! I mean it's one thing to baby sit like one child, but THREE? Yeah, yeah, they're like 5-7 years old or something like that. It's not like we have to burp them, or make sure their heads don't fall of the bed when they're sleeping, or feed them bottles an blah blah blah. But it's the fact that they're so obnoxiously LOUD! I thought they were all cute and stuff at first, until they started eating with their fingers and running around screaming! However, Honey and I did learn how to take advantage of those little boys. We made them into our little servants and for a good thirty minutes they were massaging our back with their tiny little hands. Haha. They didn't not want to! Speaking of massages, I got my first lotion back rub from Timmy. Hahahahaha. Okay, I know. It wasn't a real professional ooh lala type of back rub but hey! It felt so good, until the three music videos ended in which it was my turn to rub some back. But I must say, i'm pretty sweet. And last night when the kids finally went to bed, Timmy and I started belly dancing with only our undergarments on. We were pretty hyper. Let's just say that it was a little celebration of the sleeping kids and a perfect tummy workout after eating all that junk. Anyway, after watching Hostel II and failing to stay awake for our all nighter, I woke up to the sound of kids again at nine in the morning. I guess they were trying to be sneaky. -_-. Later I fell asleep again, waking up around one in the afternoon. Unfortunately my early bird days are over even though Scooby says I never was an early bird to begin. Whatever. And Scooby, if you're reading this, why don't you go finger your ass crack? Hahahahaha. I love you. And Timmy is on the bed right now. We're gonna bike later after we're free of kids after four. Yay! But I guess they aren't that annoying in the end. I'm just really bad with kids and I don't know how to take care of tiny human beings younger than myself. ELOHEL.

I could never be a mom.

All for smiles,
Little Dolly